Pee prior...

For years, I always thought my legs were much too thick to wear shorts. And as a grown up, there were only a few options to wearing shorts and none of them happened to be sexy. Someone did a great thing reviving rompers- I wanna kiss their mother! A romper is perfect for someone with long, thick legs with high-heeled shoes. You'll have all the boys following you- try this one:



Did you see the ruffles at the thighs?!? How cute is that?! Asos.com for $76.34. This can go from day or night- flat sandals or pumps- maybe even a splash of color



I went to Zappos.com and found these- I think they'd go pretty well with the little flower pattern of the jumper. Real cute and bright, slightly 80's but not too much. Cute, cute, cute! Zappos.com, 'Alanie' by Chinese Laundry, $75.00.

So I know I started out with shorts but the title of this blog is "Pee First". I don't know about you, but having to take off my whole outfit to pee in public makes me feel very vulnerable, thus pee BEFORE you put it on- lol. This one is day or night like the one above- you can sex it up or down-



Asos.com @ $61.07- Gladiator sandals and a belt say daytime but since I'm in "stand on a table with a cocktail" mode, we need some freakum pumps-



How's this for frekum?! Slightly dominatrix while being haute couture (kinda) at the same time- and for just $74.99?! Get some sexy earrings, work that hot haircut (I just got one) and my favorite- a bunch of bracelets and you won't be able to not to dance on the table-

Party time ladies!

Ms. Orange, if you're nasty!

Get in there!

I'm baaaack! Let's get right into things- the weather has been nuts but summer is still coming. I am so excited and have been anticipating it since like January. Yes, I looked like an ass in sandals but they were in the stores- no reason to save them in my closet till June- lol.

I am a cardigan lady- they work with everything. Try this look with a cardigan as the foundation of the look.

I found this at Kohls.com by Vera Wang (the super designer known most for stunning wedding gowns) for $25.00. Citron is a great summer color for any skin tone. It will brighten up your day just putting it on. Color is super important- put on something bright to feel good especially if it's a morning you're feeling a little blah....


More color- I think this turquoise looks great with the cardigan. You'll look like a New York Saturday afternoon- Forever21.com for $8.90. You can buy a bunch of these and not break the bank.

White pants are coming hard this year. If you're anything like me, you've seen the skinny white ones and it took you back to jr. high. I shook my head hell no at them but still wished I could find some that said sexy instead of summer school. Try these-

I LOVE THESE! This style is all over, at a lot of stores but being the shopper I am, I found these for $14.78 at nyandcompany.com. You can wear these all summer and if you don't worry too much about wearing white after Labor Day, you can do them into the fall.

I posted a couple months ago on how hot gladiator sandals are and how they work on everyone. This shoe is pretty close to a gladiator sandal but is a slight variation on them.

NineWest.com had this pair (SULLIBAN) for $69.99. They look classy and stylish at the same time. They look like you spent some cash on them.

This outfit is great for jumping on a plane for a sexy weekend or cocktails on a nice summer evening after work. The other fab thing about this look is that it works for just about every shape. Depending on if you wear the cardigan open or closed, you can turn up the sexy factor. The high shoe peeking out the bottom of the pants makes you look taller because you can barely see the shoe.

I hope this quick fix will hold you over while I surf the web for some more good stuff. I missed ya'll!!!

E.O.

Home Stretch!

So guys, I'm back to a desk so that means I can blog! I am getting fired up and will be blogging by Friday. My account with be out of the red and it will be payday!!!!

Until Friday,

E. Orange

Economic Stimulation

So folks- I don't know if you guys are waiting like I am, but I am waiting on money from Uncle Sammy. I like him most of the time, especially when he gives me stuff for nothing. I am pulling some stuff to blog on and in the next day or so, you guys will see what I'm planning to spend my bucks on! Can't wait to help you spend your money!

Erica